I usually think photosets are dumb but fuck it yesterday was my birthday and I fucking love Wishbone.
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I want to drink but I want to sleep more
Well I guess it’s about time I got a McFadden’s happy hour, although it’s interesting I get it now considering I have not been inside for over a year
Sometimes she think she too cute. But I just tell her that being cute don’t raise a family.
- My bus driver giving me life advice.
I own the same pair of sweat shorts as Weebey in The Wire
What if Pitbull is under an ancient mummy curse that makes him act like a douchebag and only Branden Fraser can save him?
Babyleg!
OHMYGOODNESS BABYLEG
The best was when my father was helping me move out of my dorm Freshman year. Everything was so hectic that I was worried that babyleg had been thrown away. But, when I was unpacking at my parents’ I found it! When I asked my father how babyleg got in one of my bags of stuff he said that it “seemed like the sort of thing I would want to keep.”
Me? Want to keep a partially burnt, dirty, plastic, baby doll leg?
My father knows me too well.
I am glad babyleg has survived this long.
… I wonder if we can sneak it into the 2013 Senior Gala?This artifact has passed from friend to friend for the past 6 years. It’s been lost and found too many times to count.
I think it’s approaching artifact status.
This thing is hidden in the corner of every memory i have of St. Mary’s. Good job, baby leg, you are the easter egg of my soul.
it lives…
Dylan Bundy doesn’t need surgery praise Ke$hus
I do most of my liking on Facebook while drunk.
good god Maebe.
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